I Hate Cookies

The only cookies I eat are cookies my family makes. I hate it when a kid at school tries to give me their cookies!!!! sure they might look pretty but here is why I don’t want to eat them!!!

1: I have had way too many cookies with hair in them
2: what if the person who made them had cut finger and it’s all in the dough I SHALL FOREVER BE STD FREE!!!
3:when I see frosting on a cookie I automatically think of saliva!!! I just see the person sucking the frosting out of the frosting bag or licking the spoon and then putting it back and spreading frosting all over MY COOKIE *yucky*
4: they prob. Dropped them on the floor!!!! IS THAT WHY UR GIVING THEM TO ME huh? Huh!!!?!!!
5: I don’t know where their hands have been… I don’t want a cookie laced with H1N1 and ur BOOGER!!!!

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Cereal is my Crack!!!

Omg I love cereal sooo much!!! Its like crack because in the Fruit Loop commercials Toucan Sam is a crack dealer and you can’t say he’s not because who runs around stealing cereal(crack) from people so they can eat it for themselves!!!! If that doesn’t shout crack dealer then I dunno what does!

I love love love Captain Crunch but only god knows why!!!! I have to admit there are some cereals I do not like!!!! I hate Lucky Charms and because it’s FAKE marshmallows sprinkled on top of cat food!!!! There’s a fish as shape!!! I don’t wanna eat cat food!!! And don’t get me started on how peanut butter and milk DONT GO!!! But it’s funny cuz when ever I eat Cheerios I always put honey in them…but when I eat Honey Nut Cheerios I still put honey in them(is that weird)

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Sorry no offense but unless you give me one hint that you’re a guy then I want nothing to do with you…I don’t want see your “lady parts”

Jeez…the things kids will do these for a dollar(that you dont even have)

I hate when cashiers ask “Is that everything?” Uh no, I’d also like all this invisible shit

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Status Update

It’s 1:44 in the fu*king morning and my neighbors are loud….no joke! I can hear every word clearly…and the window is closed AND I have my headphones in and I’m jamming to Party Rock Anthem! It’s almost 2:00 in the morning…go to sleep you
Old people!!!!