I Hate Cookies
The only cookies I eat are cookies my family makes. I hate it when a kid at school tries to give me their cookies!!!! sure they might look pretty but here is why I don’t want to eat them!!!
1: I have had way too many cookies with hair in them
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Cereal is my Crack!!!
Omg I love cereal sooo much!!! Its like crack because in the Fruit Loop commercials Toucan Sam is a crack dealer and you can’t say he’s not because who runs around stealing cereal(crack) from people so they can eat it for themselves!!!! If that doesn’t shout crack dealer then I dunno what does!
I love love love Captain Crunch but only god knows why!!!! I have to admit there are some cereals I do not like!!!! I hate Lucky Charms and because it’s FAKE marshmallows sprinkled on top of cat food!!!! There’s a fish as shape!!! I don’t wanna eat cat food!!! And don’t get me started on how peanut butter and milk DONT GO!!! But it’s funny cuz when ever I eat Cheerios I always put honey in them…but when I eat Honey Nut Cheerios I still put honey in them(is that weird)
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Sorry no offense but unless you give me one hint that you’re a guy then I want nothing to do with you…I don’t want see your “lady parts”
I hate when cashiers ask “Is that everything?” Uh no, I’d also like all this invisible shit
It’s 1:44 in the fu*king morning and my neighbors are loud….no joke! I can hear every word clearly…and the window is closed AND I have my headphones in and I’m jamming to Party Rock Anthem! It’s almost 2:00 in the morning…go to sleep you
"If you don't like it then peel off, bitch. Every last woman on earth I'll kill off and still wouldn't fuck you, slut, so wipe the smile on your grill off. I swear to God I'll piss a Happy Meal off. Get the wheels turnin', spin a wheel off. |
Snap the axle in half, bust the tire-rod. Ouit hollerin', "Why God?" He ain't got shit to do with it. Bygones'll never be bygones, so won't be finished swallowin' my wad. I ain't finshed blowin' it, nice bra.
HOPE IT'LL FIT A TOUGH TITTY, BITCH. LIFE'S HARD!!!!!"
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